Whoops. I went on an unplanned hiatus. Sorry kids. Back now though!
I hope I can make it up to you by these contestants in Sweden’s Got Talent and booooooy do they have talent!
Actually, many years ago, we had a company-wide vote for our informal company-wide mascot, and the choices came down to the Boston tree fern, beef tape worm and a llama. And somehow the llama won the vote!
- Will Wright
I know I spoke about Neil Tyson before.. but I think I’m going to make him the official Daily Weird Quotes Mascot.
I never get tired of his speeches or his writings. I find him fascinating and very candid.
Here he is discussing Human Intelligence?
If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
- Doug Coupland
So I was gone for a few days. I went to Dragoncon 2009 in Atlanta, GA. It’s THE place for weirdos – outside of Comic Con that is (oh and most Trekker conventions). I had so much fun! I didn’t get to see any famous people like my BFF did, but I felt like a movie star the way people asked to take my picture.
No wonder people dress up, you feel so special! The Official DragonCon gallery isn’t up yet, so check out these Flickr Group Sets.
So here are some pictures from the event (ones I didn’t take because mine weren’t as good as these). If you can make it next year… I highly recommend it!
Photo by Phinzup
Photo by boxercab
Photo by Anna Fischer
Everywhere I go, somebody is staring at me, I don’t know if people are staring because they recognize me or because they think I’m a weirdo.
- Leonardo DiCaprio
I was going to post a link to a website that has a bunch of articles on there about conspiracy theories, overthinking, brainwashing, symbolism, etc.. and while I don’t subscribe to their beliefs I figured.. heey.. I’ll post about them anyways because it’s interesting and kind of weird.
But then I realized, why link to them? If I don’t like them, don’t agree with them, why would I intentionally draw attention to them? I think many of us do the OMGWTF and then tell everyone we know, and then those people are like OMGWTF and then they in turn bring more. Just what some people wanted originally. Attention. I’m not going to do it.
Instead.. I’m going to introduce you to Sara the Walrus. A saxophone playing, tango dancing walrus in Istanbul.
I love the description of Gothic churches before the printed word, that they were the bibles of the poor.
- John McGahern
I have a deep affection for all things in the retro era (mainly 40s and 50s) everything from fashion to furniture and culture to cheezy how-to videos they used to show in school. It just feels all so… wholesome. So that’s why I greatly admire Time Warp Wives.
Time Warp living… well, it’s best if they explain it:
“Time Warp Living Is a retro movement where both men and women have taken radical action to escape what they see as the hectic grind of modern life. Past eras had their share of difficulties. Could it be that these timewarpians have overly romanticized the past, or were those times really better than our own? You decide.”
The Dailymail did a feature on Time Warp Wives and it’s worth the read. Some harsh critics say these women are living in denial or that they’re sad because they’re living in a fantasy world. I’m not judging them at all. I think we should all do what makes us happy and kudos to them for living their dream. That’s something to be jealous of.
Now about those ghosts. I’m sure they’re here and I’m not half so alarmed at meeting up with any of them as I am at having to meet the live nuts I have to see every day.
- Bess Truman
Yes. I’m a fan of Ghost Hunters. Fake, real, whatever.. don’t care. I love it. My favourite person on there is Barry Fitzgerald. He started off as a “family member of TAPS” and has now been promoted to the Tech Manager for Ghost Hunters International.
Why do I like him? He started off in a little “guest spot” and he was soooo nerdy. He had on thick glasses, kind of pudgy, backwards kind of geek. I dig that look (what? I do. I’m not kidding!)
Then.. he gets the Ghost Hunters International gig and suddenly he looks HOT. He’s got that facial hair, goatee thing whatever it’s called, he wears the newsboy caps, the hot Irish thing going… and.. well.. I just think it’s so cute that here he was Mr. Mega-Nerd and now he’s like this Hottie Irish Dude. I wish I could find a Before and After photo.
Free speech means the right to shout ‘theatre’ in a crowded fire.
- Abbie Hoffman
I recently (as in today) had to give away a ton of free stuff that was basically crafty things and some wedding stuff. So I listed it all on Craiglist because really, where else would I list them?
I explained in detail what I had and told the responders to please tell me the colors they would like. I said I had a TON of stuff. So most responses I got was “I’ll take everything! LOL!” and they probably meant it. I said I don’t want to give everything to one person, do they have something specific in mind. Most responses: “Probably everything! LOL!” Right.
Um. No.
The ones I did reply to (and gave extra bonuses for showing up) got a lot more goodies than what they thought they were getting. So for all you Craiglisters out there.. here’s a little tip. 1) Give a good reply to someone because you never know if someone is nitpicking you 2) SHOW UP! You never know when they might sweeten the pot.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.”
- Joan Rivers
I do enjoy my mother-in-law, she’s a very colorful person and I’m sure if I spoke her language (which isn’t English), I’d be even more amused by her. But as such, all I can do is try and translate her broken English as best I can.
The presents she gives us on her visits are top notch. This year I got Kamasutra chocolate (white and dark!) and also a very large set of shot glasses with a picture of a naked woman on the lap with the devil. Pictures are pending.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Emo Philips
Gary Spivey is a psychic, a medium, and his Wiki says spiritual healer… but I’m kind of dubious on that.
On his white afro: “This is where my crazy hair-do started: I would color it silver and white when I played music. I didn’t want to be a starving musician, so I went into sales. In sales, my psychic abilities really cam in handy and so did the crazy hair-do and white clothes. Anyone who saw me would always rememeber me. It wasn’t long before I was one of the top salesmen in my company. Eventually, I went into business for myself and, since the crazy look was already working for me, I kept it.”
Whatever works buddy. I like kitschy gimmicks.
If you throw money out of the window, throw it with joy. Don’t say: “One shouldn’t do that” – that is bourgeois
- Karl Lagerfield
Not sure what happened, but yesterday the site was down basically all day. I didn’t have a chance to do my Father’s Day post. So now I have to do it today. Pretend it’s yesterday, you can do that for me, right?
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY – My own father passed away 2000, so this video is a little bittersweet but I do appreciate it. My dad would’ve made an awesome Jerry Lewis, except he never cussed quite as much or carried a gun (my dad, not Lewis)
Here are some dads reenacting famous movie scenes:
