Learn A Different Language
I feed on good soup, not beautiful language.
- Moliere
You should learn a different language and then in public, make a phone call to the weather guy (are those still around?) and just recite what you know. But make it sound really cool… like you’re talking about something important.
Even if it’s from Lesson 1
“Ingrid lives in Europe. She drives a car. She has a dog. Her favourite food is pizza.”
My suggestion is to learn something that’s not common in your area. That way the chances of someone understanding you are slim.
