Henry Fonda gave me a spanking during a scene in Spencer’s Mountain.
- Maureen O’Hara
Looking a little lopsided there, fella. You sure that’s just from arm wrestling? – The German Armwrestler with the Popeye-esque arm (via Presurfer)
I like this guy. He overthinks – The Gervais Principle
I’d hit it.
It’s not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
- Jack Benny
I love tiny things. What I like most of all is Tiny Versions of Bigger Things. I’m really digging these themed blogs. They feed something to me that tastes a little like cotton candy.
Everyone seems to be posting this link… and who am I to ignore greatness? The Sandwich Calculator by the legacy of Rob Cockerham.
Well.. while I’m posting theme links.. here’s another. It’s NotNSFW blog. Clean stuff… well… nearly clean.
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle
Morning kids! What’s the prize inside your box today?
Lovely Listing – Odd Finds in Real Estate Listings – Trust me.. you’ll lose hours going through all the archives. You weren’t doing anything today, were you?
The Muppet Show’s 10 Weirdest Moments – Well.. that about explains me. I watched The Muppet Show every morning before I went to school.
If you don’t lose Saturday with Lovely Listings.. how about the People of Walmart?
I won’t eat any cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.
- Bill Watterson
Chew your breakfast slowly…
Birdie massages kitty (via haha.nu)
20 Most Bizarre Craigslist Adverts Of All Time
Animals With Lightsabers – Kitty cats are my favourite.
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Will Rogers
Enjoy your Wheaties.. or Count Chocula… or Smurf Berries!
Must Pop Words – Spells words as they fall and collect, but don’t let it exceed 50!
The World of Seinfeld – An exhaustive list of all characters in Seinfield and their relation to one another.
The Wonderful World of Prison Inventions – It’s just not carved soap anymore.
Steal Our Ideas – These guys come up with ideas so you don’t have to. Feel free to implement!
The dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
- Donna Shalala
Happy Saturday Morning Kiddies!
Here’s the back of your cereal box.. I hope your cereal is sugary sweet and has a sweet prize inside for you. 
Weird Kitchen Gadgets – It’s actually bizarre kitchen gadgets, but this site is not bizarre daily quotes. Heh.
What if cartoons were real? – The artis interpretations of cartoon characters are pretty interesting. The Jessica Rabbit one doesn’t look so real though?
The Bad Manors Squirrel Diner – I spoke on squirrel fun before.. now here’s someone who’s taken it to a whole ‘nother weird level and it’s awesome! Video goodness!
I’m nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
- Mark McKinney
Once again.. Saturday morning is great for awesome cartoons and good cereal. Enjoy the back of today’s box. If you have no idea of what I’m talking about.. here’s the first one.
Needing to move? Here are the cheapest places in the world.
There, I Fixed It! Hilarious adventures of home pwnership
Soviet Russian Album Covers. That makes me want to make my own album cover..
78 Photography Rules for Complete Idiots. I found it kind of funny.
I’m shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won’t sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I’m certainly not going to go on somebody’s lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?
- Farrah Fawcett
Well I don’t have cereal to offer you, I do have the back of one. Ever sat down at the table (as a kid, as an adult, whichever) and read the back of a kid’s cereal? There’s activities, puzzles, cartoony type things, but always something that’s short and captures your attention. So here you go… if a cereal box was interactive, they’d post these links.
2 people started drawing 2 Bill Cosbies, and the Great Cosby Experiment of 09 began.
Hacked Roadsigns – You know those DOT signs on the side of the road?
Asian Poses – Those Asian girls really know how to pose… and thankfully this blog is here to compile it all.
