Daily Weird Quotes

I won’t eat any cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.
- Bill Watterson

Chew your breakfast slowly…

Birdie massages kitty (via haha.nu)

World’s Coolest Bus Stops

20 Most Bizarre Craigslist Adverts Of All Time

Animals With Lightsabers – Kitty cats are my favourite.

I was reading a book… ‘the history of glue’ – I couldn’t put it down.
- Tim Vine

When I was a kid my favourite thing to do was putting a small layer of Elmer’s glue on my hand and letting it dry. Then I would peel it off. It gave me so much satisfaction watching that flaky layer just come off and it had my fingerprints on it.

Yep. That’s my post for today.

Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better.
- George Santayana

No, no, I don’t suck the fun out of an atmosphere. I am drawn to fun looking things. Even if it’s a fun sign. I want to go in the building. I’m pretty terrible about it, but I have found some interesting places.

I’ve eaten at some pretty bad restaurants, just because I liked their sign. I’ve walked into some filthy stores, but their sign made them look so fun. I’m obviously deranged that I’m so drawn to them, but I would make a great test subject in a lab.

Next time you see something interesting or fun, why not stop in? Maybe you’ll gain an experience or two.

I’m nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
- Mark McKinney

Once again.. Saturday morning is great for awesome cartoons and good cereal. Enjoy the back of today’s box. If you have no idea of what I’m talking about.. here’s the first one.

Needing to move? Here are the cheapest places in the world.

There, I Fixed It! Hilarious adventures of home pwnership

Soviet Russian Album Covers. That makes me want to make my own album cover..

78 Photography Rules for Complete Idiots. I found it kind of funny.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else’s.
- Joe Bob Briggs

My cellphone tells me who I’m calling or who’s calling me. But most of my friends have average names (but they certainly are not average people!), so I thought while hearing.. “Calling… Nichole..” wouldn’t it be neat to stump the cellphone? So I changed everyone’s names by putting them in backwards. That way I still know who they are and I get a chuckle each time.

“Call from… Elocin” “Message from… Sirhc” “Calling…. Nitram”

The only animals I’m not comfortable with are parrots, but I’m learning as I go. I’m getting better and better at ‘em. I really am.
– Steve Irwin

Sounds too good to be true? Star Wars figures AND Chipmunks? You have Chris McVeigh to thank. “Because of the internet I started to feel like people had seen everything and I wanted something original that caught people’s attention”