Daily Weird Quotes

I feed on good soup, not beautiful language.
- Moliere

You should learn a different language and then in public, make a phone call to the weather guy (are those still around?) and just recite what you know. But make it sound really cool… like you’re talking about something important.
Even if it’s from Lesson 1
“Ingrid lives in Europe. She drives a car. She has a dog. Her favourite food is pizza.”

My suggestion is to learn something that’s not common in your area. That way the chances of someone understanding you are slim.

By reason of weird translation, many such sets of instructions read like poems anyhow.
- Brian Ferneyhough

All your base are belong to us – it starts off so simply, but when you translate it to Japanese, back into English, back into Japanese, back into English, so on and so forth… it comes out “All members of the Foundation”

Some others that I had fun with:
I was in Florida, I was wrong, and T – Shirt
I work a long day of training in life
What is interesting is written?
For the women, dancing, or you need to learn to give the impression of the line? The length of this one will impress you!

What did you come up with?