Henry Fonda gave me a spanking during a scene in Spencer’s Mountain.
- Maureen O’Hara
Looking a little lopsided there, fella. You sure that’s just from arm wrestling? – The German Armwrestler with the Popeye-esque arm (via Presurfer)
I like this guy. He overthinks – The Gervais Principle
I’d hit it.
Whoops. I went on an unplanned hiatus. Sorry kids. Back now though!
I hope I can make it up to you by these contestants in Sweden’s Got Talent and booooooy do they have talent!
Everywhere I go, somebody is staring at me, I don’t know if people are staring because they recognize me or because they think I’m a weirdo.
- Leonardo DiCaprio
I was going to post a link to a website that has a bunch of articles on there about conspiracy theories, overthinking, brainwashing, symbolism, etc.. and while I don’t subscribe to their beliefs I figured.. heey.. I’ll post about them anyways because it’s interesting and kind of weird.
But then I realized, why link to them? If I don’t like them, don’t agree with them, why would I intentionally draw attention to them? I think many of us do the OMGWTF and then tell everyone we know, and then those people are like OMGWTF and then they in turn bring more. Just what some people wanted originally. Attention. I’m not going to do it.
Instead.. I’m going to introduce you to Sara the Walrus. A saxophone playing, tango dancing walrus in Istanbul.
Sunday morning I’m waking up
Can’t even focus on a coffee cup
Don’t even know whose bed I’m in
Where do I start
Where do I begin
- Chemical Brothers
Do you have one of those songs that immediately transport you to a certain time or place? Maybe we all do.
Mine is Chemical Brothers “Where Do I Begin”.. instantly I’m transported to 1994 and sitting in a 1989 Ford Escort named Boo-Boo. My friend and I would wake up Sunday morning with a hangover, nod at each other, put on our sunglasses, and drive to the nearest McDonald’s for our Quarter Pounder hangover cure.
The first song we would play is “Where Do I Begin”. I still ask myself on Sunday morning for the hell of it.
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet – to use the toilet even – in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger
- Jonny Wilkinson
Kids in the Hall need no introduction. If you don’t know who they are, you should. If you know who they are, then you’ll remember this clip. It’s entitled “Sausages”
